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▼: sup sir ▼: can i get you anything
▲: hehe uh, not much!
▼: apple juice or something
▲: dave is that you???
▼: of course dude
▲: ugh i don't want apple juice that's just horrible dave.
▼: what why
▲: are you supposed to be playing a butler or something? hehe.
▼: i mean you can have whatever you want but i highly recommend the apple juice ▼: yeah im getting my butle on
▲: uh huh. right. well in that case, i guess i want a soda!
▼: what kind ▼: we have uh ▼: tab ▼: thats it actually
▲: yeah, tab's alright.
▼: ice or no
▲: just a little bit.
▼: k just a moment
▲: haha okay dave.
▼: here you are sir ▼: please enjoy
▲: thanks dave! or should i call you jeeves or something?
▼: wow okay please dont ▼: dave is just fine
▲: can you type in like a ridiculous accent??? ▲: because that would just enhance your butlerness.
▼: theres american butlers too you know ▼: or do you mean my southern accent you jerk
▲: haha oh man i'm just imagining you in a butler outfit trying to cop a british accent but you can't because of that drawl oh man. ▲: sorry this is a pretty funny image!
▼: no way man i so could ▼: fuck all like ▼: cahn i get you a towel sih ▼: fuck this is hard ▲: that was pretty legit!
▲: so dave, why exactly are you pretending to be a butler online? i mean, not that it's bad or anything. ▲: i guess i'm just curious!
▼: im the best at serving ▼: everyone needs to be served by me ▼: its a religious experience ▼: i mean youre probably creaming your pants getting served so hard like this
▲: oh yeah dave you can't even imagine. i am just so into this! ▲: it's like nothing i've ever experienced before, how am i even handling it?
▼: i dunno maybe youve built up a tolerance being around me all these years ▼: pretty fuckin tragic if you ask me sir
▲: haha yeah i guess so. i mean i'm just having a hard time not trying to faint all over my keyboard! ▲: it's just. your butlerness. man. religious experience.
▼: lemme know if you do ill take the keyboard out from under your head and replace it with a fine velvet pillow ▼: then ill put a blanket around your shoulders and ill quietly leave the room ▼: but first ill turn back and smile fondly before turning out the light
▲: oh dave, you're such a kind and helpful butler! giving me a pillow and a blanket. hehe. ▲: and you'd probably get a nice tip for that! if i had any money, that is.
▼: [[whoa oops got totally distracted sorry]]
▲: (it's okay!)
▼: no need sir just doing my job
▲: oh alright! well in that case. but just know that i'd give you a tip if i could! you know, for prompt service and all.
▼: k thanks i appreciate the thought
▲: so have you found anyone else interesting on here yet? ▲: i keep finding people looking for eridan. it's kind of annoying!
▼: wow i thought people ran away from that asshole ▼: and no not really i havent been on here long
▲: yeah! i mean, he doesn't seem all that bad and all but i kept getting that same person. ▲: i just got on here too! you're the first actual conversation that i've had so far, actually.
▼: gonna have to advise you stay away from that fishy douchebag sir
▲: really? why's that? ▲: i mean, i've never talked to him for more than five seconds or anything.
▼: hes been kinda a huge jerk to rose and jade
▲: oh, alright, that's not cool.
▼: yeah not at all gentlemanly
▲: hehe. no, definitely not! ▲: i wonder how they're doing anyways. ▲: i haven't talked to them much lately actually.
▼: well i do happen to be serving both of them
▲: you are? ▲: woah, really?
▼: yeah since you up and lose your computer at some point ▼: someones gotta move alchemiters and punchslots around for them
▲: yeah that sounds like a pretty bad move on my part. ▲: well that's cool i guess! do they get pillows and blankets too? haha.
▼: nah thats just for my best bro ▼: ill make sure they dont fall asleep on any nailbeds though
▲: oh dave you're such a model butler. always looking out for everyone!
▼: yeah no one can possibly hope to out-butler me
▲: never! it would be impossible! ▲: anyways i have to go take care of some things. but have fun butler--buttle--uh ▲: have fun being a butler. hehe.
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