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▼: HEY.

▲: hi karkat!
▲: how's it going?

▼: JOHN?

▲: yep, that's my name! haha.

▼: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

▲: you were? what for?

▼: I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS.

▲: okay.

▼: I MAY NOT BE AROUND MUCH LONGER.
▼: GAMZEE WENT FUCKING CRAZY, ERIDAN WENT FUCKING CRAZY
▼: VRISKA PROBABLY WENT FUCKING CRAZY.
▼: SO I'M PROBABLY A MESS ON THE FLOOR.

▲: what? wait, seriously?
▲: uh...wow, that's just...

▼: NO EGBERT, IT'S A FUCKING PRANK
▼: WHAT THE FUCK.

▲: wow everything is just getting crappier and crappier.
▲: no, sorry, i just...
▲: i mean rose told me her mom died and now this.

▼: JUST THAT?
▼: OR DID SHE...
▼: FUCK.

▲: what are you doing right now?
▲: are you at least hiding so they can't find you?
▲: and where are you, even?

▼: OF COURSE I'M FUCKING HIDING.
▼: I'M SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE THE LAB.
▼: BUT JOHN. FUCK...
▼: SHE TOLD YOU HER MOM DIED.
▼: IS THAT IT?

▲: well she told me that and then she told me she was acting uh, well, very "un-roselike."

▼: SHIT JOHN...

▲: and then i was going to go over to dave's planet but we disconnected.

▼: NO, SHUT UP.
▼: SIT DOWN AND LISTEN, FUCK.
▼: HER MOM ISN'T THE ONLY ONE DEAD.
▼: YOUR DAD...

▲: what about my dad?

▼: I WOULD NEVER SAY THIS ANY OTHER TIME, BUT I'M FUCKING SORRY...
▼: HE'S DEAD.

▲: wait
▲: no
▲: no! he can't be dead!
▲: he just...he can't. he can't.

▼: JOHN. I WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT THAT.
▼: AGAIN, YOU GET THE SECOND ONE OF THESE EVER.
▼: I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY.

▲: i know you wouldn't. i just...
▲: sometimes i wish i never played this game.
▲: everything's falling apart.

▼: GOD DAMNIT NO DON'T ANGST ON ME.

▲: i'm not, karkat.
▲: i mean i'm not going to try!
▲: crap...
▲: i hope my dad's in a better place.
▲: he deserves it. he was a great dad and i can't even believe this.

▼: PROBABLY IN A ROOM FILLED WITH PIPES AND SHAVING CREAM AND ALL THE BAKING SUPPLIES HE'D EVER FUCKING NEED.

▲: yeah...i'm sure...he's baking pies with nanna.
▲: and maybe rose's mom. and dave's brother. and everyone else.

▼: AND TAVROS AND FEFERI AND WHOEVER ELSE GOT FUCKING ENDED.
▼: PROBABLY EQUIUS, LIKELY NEPETA...

▲: yeah.

▼: NEPETA WOULD FUCKING LOVE YOUR DAD.

▲: she would?
▲: i'm sure...he'd probably like all of you guys. he always had a wacky sense of humor. he'd think you all were so cool.

▼: YES. SHE WOULD. HER WORLD WAS FILLED WITH TEAPOTS.
▼: REALLY?

▲: oh..haha yeah. he'd probably like that a lot.

▼: WELL. AT LEAST IF I DIE I WOULDN'T BE WITHOUT SOME EGBERT HUMOR.

▲: yeah i guess so.
▲: god.

▼: JOHN. ONE MORE THING.
▼: IN CASE I GET FOUND AND GET KILLED...
▼: I THINK I'M... YOU KNOW.
▼: FUCK. I'M FLUSHED FOR YOU, OKAY?

▲: really? like...not that "i hate you but i really love you too?" stuff you talked about before?

▼: FUCK, THERE IS NO HATE.
▼: THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY HATE IN A WHILE.

▲: look, karkat, i mean, i'm still not a homosexual. but i'm in the same world as you so i guess i could say that maybe uh.
▲: wow, this is embarrassing.

▼: CURIOUS.
▼: I GOT IT.

▲: i think i'm flushed back for you too. i think. but um, yeah, no hate here either.
▲: and karkat.

▼: YEAH?

▲: i'll really miss you. so i hope you don't die so soon.

▼: EVEN IF I DO...

▲: at all.

▼: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET TO A DREAM BUBBLE?

▲: i think so, jade talked to me about those before!
▲: then i can still see you, right?

▼: YES... BUT. I'D BE...
▼: DEAD.

▲: haha of course i know that.
▲: but it's not like you'd be six feet under or anything, right?
▲: humans can't do that. when someone dies, they're completely gone.

▼: NOT FUCKING TRUE. BECAUSE I TALKED TO DAVE'S GUARDIAN EARLIER

▲: really?

▼: MAYBE IT'S THIS GAME, I DON'T KNOW.

▲: maybe. in real life, that doesn't happen.

▼: BUT IT WAS HIM, AND HE WAS DEAD.

▲: but then again, in real life you can't become god tier and do the windy thing either, heh.
▲: was he okay?
▲: i mean, other than dead of course.

▼: HE WAS LIVING IT UP.

▲: oh good, that sounds like him.
▲: i wish i could just be there. i mean, for everyone.
▲: you too, obviously.

▼: NO JOHN. YOU ARE GOING TO WIN THE GAME AND SAVE US ALL.
▼: WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING DOWN.
▼: WE ARE THE FUCKING LEADERS. WE CAN'T DIE.

▲: you're right.
▲: you're right!
▲: this is still the game, and we are still playing in it.
▲: and i'll put up a battle even until the very end.
▲: we've come too far for that!

▼: GOOD.
▼: AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT BEC NOIR, WE ARE GOING TO... WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU HUMANS DO.

▲: we humans do a lot of things, karkat!

▼: NO I MEAN. FLUSHED HUMANS.

▲: oh. you mean. we're going to, uh, do it?
▲: do IT?

▼: BECAUSE IF ANY OF THE OTHERS SURVIVE THIS WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING LIVE LIKE TROLL SOCIETY.
▼: WHAT?
▼: GOD, YOU ARE DIRTY.

▲: you said flushed humans!

▼: I MEANT THAT THING THAT THEY DO IN YOUR SHITTY MOVIES.
▼: WHAT WAS IT?
▼: DATING. THERE WE GO. FUCK.

▲: haha. yeah, i would like that.
▲: it'd be strange! i've never dated anyone before.

▼: TROLLS DON'T EVEN DATE.

▲: well then it'll be a win-win situation then!
▲: we'll both start out as unexperienced kids.
▲: no pressure!

▼: FUCK, RIGHT. NO PRESSURE TO IMPRESS YOU.
▼: SURE.
▼: I BELIEVE THAT.

▲: oh come on, you really think it's that hard to impress me?
▲: i mean i'd be happy just, you know. you being there and all.
▲: wow that sounds sappy, sorry!

▼: I GOT IT. JUST WATCH CON AIR WITH YOU AND TRY NOT TO SMASH THE TV

▲: yesssss that's more like it!

▼: AND MAYBE LATER YOU CAN WATCH A ROMCOM WITH TROLL JOHN CUSACK FOR ME.

▲: i can definitely do that.
▲: and we'll make popcorn! it'll be great.

▼: POPCORN?
▼: WHAT'S THAT?

▲: it's a human snack. you put it in the microwave and heat it up and it pops! it's great. humans eat it at the movies!

▼: OKAY, I'LL TRY SOME OF THIS POPCORN TOO.

▲: okay.
▲: well, even though you started out with bad news, i'm glad i found you on here.

▼: YEAH, DEFINITELY.

▲: everything will be all right.
▲: i think it will be, at least.

▼: NO. WE HAVE TO BELIEVE IT WILL BE.

▲: okay, okay. i know that everything will be all right.
▲: better?

▼: YES.
▼: MUCH BETTER.

▲: hey, at least this gives me even more reason to win!
▲: because if i won't, there won't be any con air or popcorn!
▲: hahaha.

▼: YES, GOOD.
▼: AND I WILL HIDE AS HARD AS I CAN.
▼: NO DYING FOR ME.

▲: yes, exactly. no dying for any of us.
▲: there's too many dead people around this game now anyways.
▲: gotta keep on living!

▼: WAY TOO MANY.

▲: anyways. i should probably get going and do that beating the game stuff.

▼: YES. DO THAT.
▼: AND UMM...
▼: <3

▲: oh...
▲: <3
▲: thanks, karkat.

▼: NO PROBLEM, JOHN.

▲: bye for now! i'll talk to you later. that's a promise.

▼: BYE.
▼: AND YES, A PROMISE.

▲: haha. i'll be waiting!

You have disconnected.
Aughhhhh. This rp ;; I liked this Karkat because it wasn't all like BLUH BLUH LOVEY DOVEY, it was pretty realistic. Well, as realistic as this can be. But still.

John: Me
Karkat: :icontapandachan:
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:iconiamaderpforsoki:
IAmADerpForSoki Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
adorable...<3
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XxHavoK Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwww


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Fear it well!

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senpieloven Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
woah
it sounds alot like them
<3
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swift-wind Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
:3 ima gettin all lovey dovey over here! X3! i need a nice hug to let it all out!!! fantastic!!!!!
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princeofhope Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
ehehe aw!!
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:icontapandachan:
TaPandaChan Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OH hi. I'm so behind on logs! That was me...

And yes.... depressing freaking Karkat. I play him well.
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:iconprinceofhope:
princeofhope Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011
Hello there! c8
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:icontapandachan:
TaPandaChan Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xD I need to be Karkat more...
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:iconprinceofhope:
princeofhope Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011
Oh you should!
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:icontapandachan:
TaPandaChan Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I will! Soon...ish
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