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▲: hi karkat!
▲: how's it going?
▲: yep, that's my name! haha.
▼: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
▲: you were? what for?
▼: I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS.
▼: I MAY NOT BE AROUND MUCH LONGER.
▼: GAMZEE WENT FUCKING CRAZY, ERIDAN WENT FUCKING CRAZY
▼: VRISKA PROBABLY WENT FUCKING CRAZY.
▼: SO I'M PROBABLY A MESS ON THE FLOOR.
▲: what? wait, seriously?
▲: uh...wow, that's just...
▼: NO EGBERT, IT'S A FUCKING PRANK
▼: WHAT THE FUCK.
▲: wow everything is just getting crappier and crappier.
▲: no, sorry, i just...
▲: i mean rose told me her mom died and now this.
▼: JUST THAT?
▼: OR DID SHE...
▲: what are you doing right now?
▲: are you at least hiding so they can't find you?
▲: and where are you, even?
▼: OF COURSE I'M FUCKING HIDING.
▼: I'M SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE THE LAB.
▼: BUT JOHN. FUCK...
▼: SHE TOLD YOU HER MOM DIED.
▼: IS THAT IT?
▲: well she told me that and then she told me she was acting uh, well, very "un-roselike."
▼: SHIT JOHN...
▲: and then i was going to go over to dave's planet but we disconnected.
▼: NO, SHUT UP.
▼: SIT DOWN AND LISTEN, FUCK.
▼: HER MOM ISN'T THE ONLY ONE DEAD.
▼: YOUR DAD...
▲: what about my dad?
▼: I WOULD NEVER SAY THIS ANY OTHER TIME, BUT I'M FUCKING SORRY...
▼: HE'S DEAD.
▲: no! he can't be dead!
▲: he just...he can't. he can't.
▼: JOHN. I WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT THAT.
▼: AGAIN, YOU GET THE SECOND ONE OF THESE EVER.
▼: I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY.
▲: i know you wouldn't. i just...
▲: sometimes i wish i never played this game.
▲: everything's falling apart.
▼: GOD DAMNIT NO DON'T ANGST ON ME.
▲: i'm not, karkat.
▲: i mean i'm not going to try!
▲: i hope my dad's in a better place.
▲: he deserves it. he was a great dad and i can't even believe this.
▼: PROBABLY IN A ROOM FILLED WITH PIPES AND SHAVING CREAM AND ALL THE BAKING SUPPLIES HE'D EVER FUCKING NEED.
▲: yeah...i'm sure...he's baking pies with nanna.
▲: and maybe rose's mom. and dave's brother. and everyone else.
▼: AND TAVROS AND FEFERI AND WHOEVER ELSE GOT FUCKING ENDED.
▼: PROBABLY EQUIUS, LIKELY NEPETA...
▼: NEPETA WOULD FUCKING LOVE YOUR DAD.
▲: she would?
▲: i'm sure...he'd probably like all of you guys. he always had a wacky sense of humor. he'd think you all were so cool.
▼: YES. SHE WOULD. HER WORLD WAS FILLED WITH TEAPOTS.
▲: oh..haha yeah. he'd probably like that a lot.
▼: WELL. AT LEAST IF I DIE I WOULDN'T BE WITHOUT SOME EGBERT HUMOR.
▲: yeah i guess so.
▼: JOHN. ONE MORE THING.
▼: IN CASE I GET FOUND AND GET KILLED...
▼: I THINK I'M... YOU KNOW.
▼: FUCK. I'M FLUSHED FOR YOU, OKAY?
▲: really? like...not that "i hate you but i really love you too?" stuff you talked about before?
▼: FUCK, THERE IS NO HATE.
▼: THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY HATE IN A WHILE.
▲: look, karkat, i mean, i'm still not a homosexual. but i'm in the same world as you so i guess i could say that maybe uh.
▲: wow, this is embarrassing.
▼: I GOT IT.
▲: i think i'm flushed back for you too. i think. but um, yeah, no hate here either.
▲: and karkat.
▲: i'll really miss you. so i hope you don't die so soon.
▼: EVEN IF I DO...
▲: at all.
▼: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET TO A DREAM BUBBLE?
▲: i think so, jade talked to me about those before!
▲: then i can still see you, right?
▼: YES... BUT. I'D BE...
▲: haha of course i know that.
▲: but it's not like you'd be six feet under or anything, right?
▲: humans can't do that. when someone dies, they're completely gone.
▼: NOT FUCKING TRUE. BECAUSE I TALKED TO DAVE'S GUARDIAN EARLIER
▼: MAYBE IT'S THIS GAME, I DON'T KNOW.
▲: maybe. in real life, that doesn't happen.
▼: BUT IT WAS HIM, AND HE WAS DEAD.
▲: but then again, in real life you can't become god tier and do the windy thing either, heh.
▲: was he okay?
▲: i mean, other than dead of course.
▼: HE WAS LIVING IT UP.
▲: oh good, that sounds like him.
▲: i wish i could just be there. i mean, for everyone.
▲: you too, obviously.
▼: NO JOHN. YOU ARE GOING TO WIN THE GAME AND SAVE US ALL.
▼: WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING DOWN.
▼: WE ARE THE FUCKING LEADERS. WE CAN'T DIE.
▲: you're right.
▲: you're right!
▲: this is still the game, and we are still playing in it.
▲: and i'll put up a battle even until the very end.
▲: we've come too far for that!
▼: AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT BEC NOIR, WE ARE GOING TO... WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU HUMANS DO.
▲: we humans do a lot of things, karkat!
▼: NO I MEAN. FLUSHED HUMANS.
▲: oh. you mean. we're going to, uh, do it?
▲: do IT?
▼: BECAUSE IF ANY OF THE OTHERS SURVIVE THIS WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING LIVE LIKE TROLL SOCIETY.
▼: GOD, YOU ARE DIRTY.
▲: you said flushed humans!
▼: I MEANT THAT THING THAT THEY DO IN YOUR SHITTY MOVIES.
▼: WHAT WAS IT?
▼: DATING. THERE WE GO. FUCK.
▲: haha. yeah, i would like that.
▲: it'd be strange! i've never dated anyone before.
▼: TROLLS DON'T EVEN DATE.
▲: well then it'll be a win-win situation then!
▲: we'll both start out as unexperienced kids.
▲: no pressure!
▼: FUCK, RIGHT. NO PRESSURE TO IMPRESS YOU.
▼: I BELIEVE THAT.
▲: oh come on, you really think it's that hard to impress me?
▲: i mean i'd be happy just, you know. you being there and all.
▲: wow that sounds sappy, sorry!
▼: I GOT IT. JUST WATCH CON AIR WITH YOU AND TRY NOT TO SMASH THE TV
▲: yesssss that's more like it!
▼: AND MAYBE LATER YOU CAN WATCH A ROMCOM WITH TROLL JOHN CUSACK FOR ME.
▲: i can definitely do that.
▲: and we'll make popcorn! it'll be great.
▼: WHAT'S THAT?
▲: it's a human snack. you put it in the microwave and heat it up and it pops! it's great. humans eat it at the movies!
▼: OKAY, I'LL TRY SOME OF THIS POPCORN TOO.
▲: well, even though you started out with bad news, i'm glad i found you on here.
▼: YEAH, DEFINITELY.
▲: everything will be all right.
▲: i think it will be, at least.
▼: NO. WE HAVE TO BELIEVE IT WILL BE.
▲: okay, okay. i know that everything will be all right.
▼: MUCH BETTER.
▲: hey, at least this gives me even more reason to win!
▲: because if i won't, there won't be any con air or popcorn!
▼: YES, GOOD.
▼: AND I WILL HIDE AS HARD AS I CAN.
▼: NO DYING FOR ME.
▲: yes, exactly. no dying for any of us.
▲: there's too many dead people around this game now anyways.
▲: gotta keep on living!
▼: WAY TOO MANY.
▲: anyways. i should probably get going and do that beating the game stuff.
▼: YES. DO THAT.
▼: AND UMM...
▲: thanks, karkat.
▼: NO PROBLEM, JOHN.
▲: bye for now! i'll talk to you later. that's a promise.
▼: AND YES, A PROMISE.
▲: haha. i'll be waiting!
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