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You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: HEY.
▲: hi karkat!
▲: how's it going?
▼: JOHN?
▲: yep, that's my name! haha.
▼: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
▲: you were? what for?
▼: I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS.
▲: okay.
▼: I MAY NOT BE AROUND MUCH LONGER.
▼: GAMZEE WENT FUCKING CRAZY, ERIDAN WENT FUCKING CRAZY
▼: VRISKA PROBABLY WENT FUCKING CRAZY.
▼: SO I'M PROBABLY A MESS ON THE FLOOR.
▲: what? wait, seriously?
▲: uh...wow, that's just...
▼: NO EGBERT, IT'S A FUCKING PRANK
▼: WHAT THE FUCK.
▲: wow everything is just getting crappier and crappier.
▲: no, sorry, i just...
▲: i mean rose told me her mom died and now this.
▼: JUST THAT?
▼: OR DID SHE...
▼: FUCK.
▲: what are you doing right now?
▲: are you at least hiding so they can't find you?
▲: and where are you, even?
▼: OF COURSE I'M FUCKING HIDING.
▼: I'M SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE THE LAB.
▼: BUT JOHN. FUCK...
▼: SHE TOLD YOU HER MOM DIED.
▼: IS THAT IT?
▲: well she told me that and then she told me she was acting uh, well, very "un-roselike."
▼: SHIT JOHN...
▲: and then i was going to go over to dave's planet but we disconnected.
▼: NO, SHUT UP.
▼: SIT DOWN AND LISTEN, FUCK.
▼: HER MOM ISN'T THE ONLY ONE DEAD.
▼: YOUR DAD...
▲: what about my dad?
▼: I WOULD NEVER SAY THIS ANY OTHER TIME, BUT I'M FUCKING SORRY...
▼: HE'S DEAD.
▲: wait
▲: no
▲: no! he can't be dead!
▲: he just...he can't. he can't.
▼: JOHN. I WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT THAT.
▼: AGAIN, YOU GET THE SECOND ONE OF THESE EVER.
▼: I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY.
▲: i know you wouldn't. i just...
▲: sometimes i wish i never played this game.
▲: everything's falling apart.
▼: GOD DAMNIT NO DON'T ANGST ON ME.
▲: i'm not, karkat.
▲: i mean i'm not going to try!
▲: crap...
▲: i hope my dad's in a better place.
▲: he deserves it. he was a great dad and i can't even believe this.
▼: PROBABLY IN A ROOM FILLED WITH PIPES AND SHAVING CREAM AND ALL THE BAKING SUPPLIES HE'D EVER FUCKING NEED.
▲: yeah...i'm sure...he's baking pies with nanna.
▲: and maybe rose's mom. and dave's brother. and everyone else.
▼: AND TAVROS AND FEFERI AND WHOEVER ELSE GOT FUCKING ENDED.
▼: PROBABLY EQUIUS, LIKELY NEPETA...
▲: yeah.
▼: NEPETA WOULD FUCKING LOVE YOUR DAD.
▲: she would?
▲: i'm sure...he'd probably like all of you guys. he always had a wacky sense of humor. he'd think you all were so cool.
▼: YES. SHE WOULD. HER WORLD WAS FILLED WITH TEAPOTS.
▼: REALLY?
▲: oh..haha yeah. he'd probably like that a lot.
▼: WELL. AT LEAST IF I DIE I WOULDN'T BE WITHOUT SOME EGBERT HUMOR.
▲: yeah i guess so.
▲: god.
▼: JOHN. ONE MORE THING.
▼: IN CASE I GET FOUND AND GET KILLED...
▼: I THINK I'M... YOU KNOW.
▼: FUCK. I'M FLUSHED FOR YOU, OKAY?
▲: really? like...not that "i hate you but i really love you too?" stuff you talked about before?
▼: FUCK, THERE IS NO HATE.
▼: THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY HATE IN A WHILE.
▲: look, karkat, i mean, i'm still not a homosexual. but i'm in the same world as you so i guess i could say that maybe uh.
▲: wow, this is embarrassing.
▼: CURIOUS.
▼: I GOT IT.
▲: i think i'm flushed back for you too. i think. but um, yeah, no hate here either.
▲: and karkat.
▼: YEAH?
▲: i'll really miss you. so i hope you don't die so soon.
▼: EVEN IF I DO...
▲: at all.
▼: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET TO A DREAM BUBBLE?
▲: i think so, jade talked to me about those before!
▲: then i can still see you, right?
▼: YES... BUT. I'D BE...
▼: DEAD.
▲: haha of course i know that.
▲: but it's not like you'd be six feet under or anything, right?
▲: humans can't do that. when someone dies, they're completely gone.
▼: NOT FUCKING TRUE. BECAUSE I TALKED TO DAVE'S GUARDIAN EARLIER
▲: really?
▼: MAYBE IT'S THIS GAME, I DON'T KNOW.
▲: maybe. in real life, that doesn't happen.
▼: BUT IT WAS HIM, AND HE WAS DEAD.
▲: but then again, in real life you can't become god tier and do the windy thing either, heh.
▲: was he okay?
▲: i mean, other than dead of course.
▼: HE WAS LIVING IT UP.
▲: oh good, that sounds like him.
▲: i wish i could just be there. i mean, for everyone.
▲: you too, obviously.
▼: NO JOHN. YOU ARE GOING TO WIN THE GAME AND SAVE US ALL.
▼: WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING DOWN.
▼: WE ARE THE FUCKING LEADERS. WE CAN'T DIE.
▲: you're right.
▲: you're right!
▲: this is still the game, and we are still playing in it.
▲: and i'll put up a battle even until the very end.
▲: we've come too far for that!
▼: GOOD.
▼: AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT BEC NOIR, WE ARE GOING TO... WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU HUMANS DO.
▲: we humans do a lot of things, karkat!
▼: NO I MEAN. FLUSHED HUMANS.
▲: oh. you mean. we're going to, uh, do it?
▲: do IT?
▼: BECAUSE IF ANY OF THE OTHERS SURVIVE THIS WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING LIVE LIKE TROLL SOCIETY.
▼: WHAT?
▼: GOD, YOU ARE DIRTY.
▲: you said flushed humans!
▼: I MEANT THAT THING THAT THEY DO IN YOUR SHITTY MOVIES.
▼: WHAT WAS IT?
▼: DATING. THERE WE GO. FUCK.
▲: haha. yeah, i would like that.
▲: it'd be strange! i've never dated anyone before.
▼: TROLLS DON'T EVEN DATE.
▲: well then it'll be a win-win situation then!
▲: we'll both start out as unexperienced kids.
▲: no pressure!
▼: FUCK, RIGHT. NO PRESSURE TO IMPRESS YOU.
▼: SURE.
▼: I BELIEVE THAT.
▲: oh come on, you really think it's that hard to impress me?
▲: i mean i'd be happy just, you know. you being there and all.
▲: wow that sounds sappy, sorry!
▼: I GOT IT. JUST WATCH CON AIR WITH YOU AND TRY NOT TO SMASH THE TV
▲: yesssss that's more like it!
▼: AND MAYBE LATER YOU CAN WATCH A ROMCOM WITH TROLL JOHN CUSACK FOR ME.
▲: i can definitely do that.
▲: and we'll make popcorn! it'll be great.
▼: POPCORN?
▼: WHAT'S THAT?
▲: it's a human snack. you put it in the microwave and heat it up and it pops! it's great. humans eat it at the movies!
▼: OKAY, I'LL TRY SOME OF THIS POPCORN TOO.
▲: okay.
▲: well, even though you started out with bad news, i'm glad i found you on here.
▼: YEAH, DEFINITELY.
▲: everything will be all right.
▲: i think it will be, at least.
▼: NO. WE HAVE TO BELIEVE IT WILL BE.
▲: okay, okay. i know that everything will be all right.
▲: better?
▼: YES.
▼: MUCH BETTER.
▲: hey, at least this gives me even more reason to win!
▲: because if i won't, there won't be any con air or popcorn!
▲: hahaha.
▼: YES, GOOD.
▼: AND I WILL HIDE AS HARD AS I CAN.
▼: NO DYING FOR ME.
▲: yes, exactly. no dying for any of us.
▲: there's too many dead people around this game now anyways.
▲: gotta keep on living!
▼: WAY TOO MANY.
▲: anyways. i should probably get going and do that beating the game stuff.
▼: YES. DO THAT.
▼: AND UMM...
▼: <3
▲: oh...
▲: <3
▲: thanks, karkat.
▼: NO PROBLEM, JOHN.
▲: bye for now! i'll talk to you later. that's a promise.
▼: BYE.
▼: AND YES, A PROMISE.
▲: haha. i'll be waiting!
You have disconnected.
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: HEY.
▲: hi karkat!
▲: how's it going?
▼: JOHN?
▲: yep, that's my name! haha.
▼: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
▲: you were? what for?
▼: I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS.
▲: okay.
▼: I MAY NOT BE AROUND MUCH LONGER.
▼: GAMZEE WENT FUCKING CRAZY, ERIDAN WENT FUCKING CRAZY
▼: VRISKA PROBABLY WENT FUCKING CRAZY.
▼: SO I'M PROBABLY A MESS ON THE FLOOR.
▲: what? wait, seriously?
▲: uh...wow, that's just...
▼: NO EGBERT, IT'S A FUCKING PRANK
▼: WHAT THE FUCK.
▲: wow everything is just getting crappier and crappier.
▲: no, sorry, i just...
▲: i mean rose told me her mom died and now this.
▼: JUST THAT?
▼: OR DID SHE...
▼: FUCK.
▲: what are you doing right now?
▲: are you at least hiding so they can't find you?
▲: and where are you, even?
▼: OF COURSE I'M FUCKING HIDING.
▼: I'M SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE THE LAB.
▼: BUT JOHN. FUCK...
▼: SHE TOLD YOU HER MOM DIED.
▼: IS THAT IT?
▲: well she told me that and then she told me she was acting uh, well, very "un-roselike."
▼: SHIT JOHN...
▲: and then i was going to go over to dave's planet but we disconnected.
▼: NO, SHUT UP.
▼: SIT DOWN AND LISTEN, FUCK.
▼: HER MOM ISN'T THE ONLY ONE DEAD.
▼: YOUR DAD...
▲: what about my dad?
▼: I WOULD NEVER SAY THIS ANY OTHER TIME, BUT I'M FUCKING SORRY...
▼: HE'S DEAD.
▲: wait
▲: no
▲: no! he can't be dead!
▲: he just...he can't. he can't.
▼: JOHN. I WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT THAT.
▼: AGAIN, YOU GET THE SECOND ONE OF THESE EVER.
▼: I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY.
▲: i know you wouldn't. i just...
▲: sometimes i wish i never played this game.
▲: everything's falling apart.
▼: GOD DAMNIT NO DON'T ANGST ON ME.
▲: i'm not, karkat.
▲: i mean i'm not going to try!
▲: crap...
▲: i hope my dad's in a better place.
▲: he deserves it. he was a great dad and i can't even believe this.
▼: PROBABLY IN A ROOM FILLED WITH PIPES AND SHAVING CREAM AND ALL THE BAKING SUPPLIES HE'D EVER FUCKING NEED.
▲: yeah...i'm sure...he's baking pies with nanna.
▲: and maybe rose's mom. and dave's brother. and everyone else.
▼: AND TAVROS AND FEFERI AND WHOEVER ELSE GOT FUCKING ENDED.
▼: PROBABLY EQUIUS, LIKELY NEPETA...
▲: yeah.
▼: NEPETA WOULD FUCKING LOVE YOUR DAD.
▲: she would?
▲: i'm sure...he'd probably like all of you guys. he always had a wacky sense of humor. he'd think you all were so cool.
▼: YES. SHE WOULD. HER WORLD WAS FILLED WITH TEAPOTS.
▼: REALLY?
▲: oh..haha yeah. he'd probably like that a lot.
▼: WELL. AT LEAST IF I DIE I WOULDN'T BE WITHOUT SOME EGBERT HUMOR.
▲: yeah i guess so.
▲: god.
▼: JOHN. ONE MORE THING.
▼: IN CASE I GET FOUND AND GET KILLED...
▼: I THINK I'M... YOU KNOW.
▼: FUCK. I'M FLUSHED FOR YOU, OKAY?
▲: really? like...not that "i hate you but i really love you too?" stuff you talked about before?
▼: FUCK, THERE IS NO HATE.
▼: THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY HATE IN A WHILE.
▲: look, karkat, i mean, i'm still not a homosexual. but i'm in the same world as you so i guess i could say that maybe uh.
▲: wow, this is embarrassing.
▼: CURIOUS.
▼: I GOT IT.
▲: i think i'm flushed back for you too. i think. but um, yeah, no hate here either.
▲: and karkat.
▼: YEAH?
▲: i'll really miss you. so i hope you don't die so soon.
▼: EVEN IF I DO...
▲: at all.
▼: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET TO A DREAM BUBBLE?
▲: i think so, jade talked to me about those before!
▲: then i can still see you, right?
▼: YES... BUT. I'D BE...
▼: DEAD.
▲: haha of course i know that.
▲: but it's not like you'd be six feet under or anything, right?
▲: humans can't do that. when someone dies, they're completely gone.
▼: NOT FUCKING TRUE. BECAUSE I TALKED TO DAVE'S GUARDIAN EARLIER
▲: really?
▼: MAYBE IT'S THIS GAME, I DON'T KNOW.
▲: maybe. in real life, that doesn't happen.
▼: BUT IT WAS HIM, AND HE WAS DEAD.
▲: but then again, in real life you can't become god tier and do the windy thing either, heh.
▲: was he okay?
▲: i mean, other than dead of course.
▼: HE WAS LIVING IT UP.
▲: oh good, that sounds like him.
▲: i wish i could just be there. i mean, for everyone.
▲: you too, obviously.
▼: NO JOHN. YOU ARE GOING TO WIN THE GAME AND SAVE US ALL.
▼: WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING DOWN.
▼: WE ARE THE FUCKING LEADERS. WE CAN'T DIE.
▲: you're right.
▲: you're right!
▲: this is still the game, and we are still playing in it.
▲: and i'll put up a battle even until the very end.
▲: we've come too far for that!
▼: GOOD.
▼: AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT BEC NOIR, WE ARE GOING TO... WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU HUMANS DO.
▲: we humans do a lot of things, karkat!
▼: NO I MEAN. FLUSHED HUMANS.
▲: oh. you mean. we're going to, uh, do it?
▲: do IT?
▼: BECAUSE IF ANY OF THE OTHERS SURVIVE THIS WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING LIVE LIKE TROLL SOCIETY.
▼: WHAT?
▼: GOD, YOU ARE DIRTY.
▲: you said flushed humans!
▼: I MEANT THAT THING THAT THEY DO IN YOUR SHITTY MOVIES.
▼: WHAT WAS IT?
▼: DATING. THERE WE GO. FUCK.
▲: haha. yeah, i would like that.
▲: it'd be strange! i've never dated anyone before.
▼: TROLLS DON'T EVEN DATE.
▲: well then it'll be a win-win situation then!
▲: we'll both start out as unexperienced kids.
▲: no pressure!
▼: FUCK, RIGHT. NO PRESSURE TO IMPRESS YOU.
▼: SURE.
▼: I BELIEVE THAT.
▲: oh come on, you really think it's that hard to impress me?
▲: i mean i'd be happy just, you know. you being there and all.
▲: wow that sounds sappy, sorry!
▼: I GOT IT. JUST WATCH CON AIR WITH YOU AND TRY NOT TO SMASH THE TV
▲: yesssss that's more like it!
▼: AND MAYBE LATER YOU CAN WATCH A ROMCOM WITH TROLL JOHN CUSACK FOR ME.
▲: i can definitely do that.
▲: and we'll make popcorn! it'll be great.
▼: POPCORN?
▼: WHAT'S THAT?
▲: it's a human snack. you put it in the microwave and heat it up and it pops! it's great. humans eat it at the movies!
▼: OKAY, I'LL TRY SOME OF THIS POPCORN TOO.
▲: okay.
▲: well, even though you started out with bad news, i'm glad i found you on here.
▼: YEAH, DEFINITELY.
▲: everything will be all right.
▲: i think it will be, at least.
▼: NO. WE HAVE TO BELIEVE IT WILL BE.
▲: okay, okay. i know that everything will be all right.
▲: better?
▼: YES.
▼: MUCH BETTER.
▲: hey, at least this gives me even more reason to win!
▲: because if i won't, there won't be any con air or popcorn!
▲: hahaha.
▼: YES, GOOD.
▼: AND I WILL HIDE AS HARD AS I CAN.
▼: NO DYING FOR ME.
▲: yes, exactly. no dying for any of us.
▲: there's too many dead people around this game now anyways.
▲: gotta keep on living!
▼: WAY TOO MANY.
▲: anyways. i should probably get going and do that beating the game stuff.
▼: YES. DO THAT.
▼: AND UMM...
▼: <3
▲: oh...
▲: <3
▲: thanks, karkat.
▼: NO PROBLEM, JOHN.
▲: bye for now! i'll talk to you later. that's a promise.
▼: BYE.
▼: AND YES, A PROMISE.
▲: haha. i'll be waiting!
You have disconnected.
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JohnKat-Chapter 1
You're name is John Egbert, and you are currently taking orders over the phone for a cake. You work with your father at his bakery, making up money and community hours for your high school. You are 18, and are almost ready to graduate, except for some community hours missing. For the first couple years of high school, you saw no need for the hours and hung out with your best bro, Dave Strider, instead.
You say goodbye to the customer after scribbling down the order and sigh. You wish you had started for your hours earlier than last ear. The bakery was mostly either way too slow to have a point in coming, or way too busy to be fun. Your dad t
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Sollux leaned over to Karkat, getting close to his face, grinning. "Remember when we uth'd to "wriigle" together...?" Karkat's face turned red and his eyes widened, "UHH..." He backed away an inch or two, pressing himself against his office chair.
Sollux' eyelids droop
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John Egbert, age 8, February 4th.
He hadn't thought much of him when he first saw him. In fact, he wasn't even aware that it was a person. John just thought it was a bird. But he definitely noticed it was very much a person. The blond landed right in front of him. John stared in awe. The ninja kid only gave him a short look through his shades before continuing on his way to the same elementary school John was headed for.
He smiled to himself and began walking towards school once more. What a cool new kid.
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God, he only saw him at lunch and recess, but that 3rd grader with buck teeth was so damn adorable.
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