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▼: IF THIS IS SOME RANDOM HUMAN I DON'T KNOW, PREEMPTIVELY TELLING YOU TO FUCK OFF.
▲: karkat?
▼: JOHN?
▲: yes! hi!
▼: YES, HI, WHATEVER.
▲: how'd you know it was me? hehehe
▼: LUCKY GUESS.
▼: ERIDAN WOULD CALL ME KAR, SOLLUX WOULD CALL ME KK, SO IT WAS A FIFTY/FIFTY CHANCE OF EITHER YOU OR JADE.
▲: haha yeah okay you're right
▲: so what's up?
▼: SITTING IN MY RESPITEBLOCK WITH A KILLER FUCKING HEADACHE FROM TALKING TO IDIOT HUMANS FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF HOURS.
▼: WHAT THE FUCK DOES ASL MEAN, ANYWAY?
▲: age/sex/location
▲: it's what human people ask on chatboards like these
▼: WHY WOULD THAT EVEN MATTER.
▲: so you can know who you're talking to!
▲: and where they're from
▲: well maybe not who exactly
▲: but it gives you a better look at least
▲: by the way i think one of your troll pail filling drones was on here
▲: or whatever you call them
▲: it was weird
▼: OH WHAT THE FUCK?
▲: yeah
▼: WHY WAS AN IMPERIAL DRONE USING A COMPUTER.
▲: you know....that's a good question
▲: maybe they decided to become technologically advanced?
▼: I DOUBT IT, UNLESS THEY WERE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
▼: ...OH.
▼: OH FUCK.
▼: OH FUCK!
▼: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I AM SO DEAD.
▲: why would they be looking for you in particular???
▲: i mean other than the obvious but
▼: OKAY EXPLAIN "THE OBVIOUS".
▲: i mean like they'd obviously be looking for you for the whole bucket stuff
▲: don't they do that for everyone?
▼: OH GOD I WISH THAT WAS IT.
▲: there's something else?
▼: IF THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ME, THEY MIGHT HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY BLOOD.
▼: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT.
▲: okay hold on slow down
▲: i'm trying to wrap my head around all of this still
▲: so they come for the bucket or whatever
▲: but what does that have to do with your blood?
▼: IMPERIAL DRONES DON'T JUST HANDLE FILIAL PAILS YOU IDIOT.
▼: THEY'RE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR CULLING.
▲: oh
▲: uh...well...
▲: maybe they won't come to your house so soon
▲: your society is weird, karkat
▼: OH YEAH LIKE YOUR EARTH SOCIETY IS PERFECTLY FINE AND OKAY.
▲: no! i didn't say that!
▲: it's weird too
▲: just a different kind of weird
▲: i think that drone might have been malfunctioning though
▲: it kept asking for my name and then i told it that i was a human but it still wanted a uh
▲: "genetic sample"
▲: so i just ended the chat
▲: hehehe
▼: EVEN SO... I'M GOING TO GO FUCKING HIDE.
▼: RIGHT NOW.
▲: okay! good...luck? i guess?
▲: you'll be fine
▼: THANKS FOR THE WARNING, EGBERT. THIS IS THE ONLY THANKS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET FROM ME.
▲: no problem! it's no big deal
▼: YOU MIGHT'VE SAVED MY LIFE, YOU REALIZE.
▲: wow does this mean that i'm like a hero or something?
▲: that's pretty cool
▼: I GUESS, I'M NOT GOING TO EVEN PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT YOUR STUPID EARTH HUMAN WORDS MEAN.
▼: LATER, EGBERT.
▲: bye!
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You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: IF THIS IS SOME RANDOM HUMAN I DON'T KNOW, PREEMPTIVELY TELLING YOU TO FUCK OFF.
▲: karkat?
▼: JOHN?
▲: yes! hi!
▼: YES, HI, WHATEVER.
▲: how'd you know it was me? hehehe
▼: LUCKY GUESS.
▼: ERIDAN WOULD CALL ME KAR, SOLLUX WOULD CALL ME KK, SO IT WAS A FIFTY/FIFTY CHANCE OF EITHER YOU OR JADE.
▲: haha yeah okay you're right
▲: so what's up?
▼: SITTING IN MY RESPITEBLOCK WITH A KILLER FUCKING HEADACHE FROM TALKING TO IDIOT HUMANS FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF HOURS.
▼: WHAT THE FUCK DOES ASL MEAN, ANYWAY?
▲: age/sex/location
▲: it's what human people ask on chatboards like these
▼: WHY WOULD THAT EVEN MATTER.
▲: so you can know who you're talking to!
▲: and where they're from
▲: well maybe not who exactly
▲: but it gives you a better look at least
▲: by the way i think one of your troll pail filling drones was on here
▲: or whatever you call them
▲: it was weird
▼: OH WHAT THE FUCK?
▲: yeah
▼: WHY WAS AN IMPERIAL DRONE USING A COMPUTER.
▲: you know....that's a good question
▲: maybe they decided to become technologically advanced?
▼: I DOUBT IT, UNLESS THEY WERE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
▼: ...OH.
▼: OH FUCK.
▼: OH FUCK!
▼: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I AM SO DEAD.
▲: why would they be looking for you in particular???
▲: i mean other than the obvious but
▼: OKAY EXPLAIN "THE OBVIOUS".
▲: i mean like they'd obviously be looking for you for the whole bucket stuff
▲: don't they do that for everyone?
▼: OH GOD I WISH THAT WAS IT.
▲: there's something else?
▼: IF THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ME, THEY MIGHT HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY BLOOD.
▼: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT.
▲: okay hold on slow down
▲: i'm trying to wrap my head around all of this still
▲: so they come for the bucket or whatever
▲: but what does that have to do with your blood?
▼: IMPERIAL DRONES DON'T JUST HANDLE FILIAL PAILS YOU IDIOT.
▼: THEY'RE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR CULLING.
▲: oh
▲: uh...well...
▲: maybe they won't come to your house so soon
▲: your society is weird, karkat
▼: OH YEAH LIKE YOUR EARTH SOCIETY IS PERFECTLY FINE AND OKAY.
▲: no! i didn't say that!
▲: it's weird too
▲: just a different kind of weird
▲: i think that drone might have been malfunctioning though
▲: it kept asking for my name and then i told it that i was a human but it still wanted a uh
▲: "genetic sample"
▲: so i just ended the chat
▲: hehehe
▼: EVEN SO... I'M GOING TO GO FUCKING HIDE.
▼: RIGHT NOW.
▲: okay! good...luck? i guess?
▲: you'll be fine
▼: THANKS FOR THE WARNING, EGBERT. THIS IS THE ONLY THANKS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET FROM ME.
▲: no problem! it's no big deal
▼: YOU MIGHT'VE SAVED MY LIFE, YOU REALIZE.
▲: wow does this mean that i'm like a hero or something?
▲: that's pretty cool
▼: I GUESS, I'M NOT GOING TO EVEN PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT YOUR STUPID EARTH HUMAN WORDS MEAN.
▼: LATER, EGBERT.
▲: bye!
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This was like the first time I rped as John so if it's a little off I'm sorry (8
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haha! that was pretty great! you played a good john, except for the lack of ending punctuation! other than that awesome!