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Dave and John's Prom by princeofhope, literature
Literature
Dave and John's Prom
Craig Tucker (10:14:10 PM): -skype call-
Craig Tucker (10:14:12 PM): hey im kinda high
ectoBiologist (10:14:17 PM): Dave, seriously?
Craig Tucker (10:14:17 PM): but its okay its going away
Craig Tucker (10:14:20 PM): i just
Craig Tucker (10:14:22 PM): prom sucked ass
Craig Tucker (10:14:34 PM): my date was some flat-chested lesbian who left to dance with my friends ex
Craig Tucker (10:14:39 PM): and i was like
Craig Tucker (10:14:40 PM): fuck this
Craig Tucker (10:14:45 PM): so i stole my friends car
Craig Tucker (10:14:46 PM): and came homw
Craig Tucker (10:14:48 PM): home
Craig Tucker (10:14:50 PM): to talk to you
ectoBiologist
In which Dave and John blab by princeofhope, literature
Literature
In which Dave and John blab
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: hello?
▼: sup egbert
▲: oh, hey dave! not much, really. kinda bored! what about you?
▼: you know avoidin puppet traps like im indiana jones in the temple of plush posterior
▼: not happenin man the crazy fuck has jammed them into the walls
▲: haha wow that sounds pretty intense. does he always do that? sounds like a weird idea of fun!
▼: yeah he does but hes like
▼: i dont know extra crazy fuck later
▼: im waking up under piles of felt covered dick bro
▲: uhhh wow that's pretty gross, dave! i actually don't
KARKAT VANTASTIC by princeofhope, literature
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KARKAT VANTASTIC
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You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: GREETINGS, ASSHAT.
▲: hello!
▼: DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?
▲: hehe karkat, that's you, right?
▼: THAT'S RIGHT FUCKASS, THIS IS KARKAT VANTASTIC.
▼: SPITTING THESE RHYMES SO FLY AND BOMBASTIC.
▲: vantastic? bombastic? woah, when did you suddenly become like dave?
▼: LIKE DAVE. HA. HA HA.
▼: I WILL SURPASS THAT DOUCHECANOE.
▼: THESE LYRICS SPILL OFF MY THINKPAN LIKE VERBAL GYMNASTICS. BENDING THESE FIRES LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING ELASTIC.
▼: AND NOW I'M OUT OF RHYMES
John and Karkat and Grub Kar by princeofhope, literature
Literature
John and Karkat and Grub Kar
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▼: *A little red grub wiggles it's way around, entirely lost it seems*
▲: oh hi there little guy!
▼: *the grub perks up, turning in alarm, the nubby horns on his head bright candy-corn colored* FUTT! *he uttered, not actually angry, but it just seemed to come naturally to him*
▲: *kneels down next to him and chuckles a bit* karkat is that you? you're so tiny!
▼: *he seems to be even more interested once he's called by name. He wriggles his way closer, resting onto the shoe of whoever had called him* FUTT! FUTT!
In which Dave is gay by princeofhope, literature
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In which Dave is gay
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You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: hii.
▲: oh good! someone who's not asking me to check out their webcam. er, hello!
▼: oh. hey. what'2 up?
▼: waiit.
▼: ii2 thii2 that john human?
▲: yeah! i was just about to say, this looks like a troll's typing.
▼: well. 2omeone a2ked me two talk two you.
▲: oh really? who's that? and who're you?
▼: ii'm 2ollux.
▼: but he diidn't mentiion hii2 name.
▲: hey sollux!
▲: huh, alright. that's kind of weird but then again, this website can be pretty strange at
